I got this from my sister, April, and found it to be so funny...I had to put it here for all of you.
Johnny and I were laughing out loud reading it.
Enjoy!
Rachel
Gonna Be A Bear
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
Sign me up as a bear too!!! I could live with all that as well. Rich and I laughed at THAT ONE for sure -- and you know what else? I would have LOVED that 11 lb. 4 oz. child that I birthed to have been the size of a WALNUT, had they been healthy at that size! :-)
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm gonna be a bear. (smiling)
Hilarious!! Of course the downside is that your family also has those same characteristics. Heather Harris, The one in New Zealand
ReplyDeletejust wondering, but doesn't wade reed live in MI not WI?
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